i'm just me after all

Grimm, Bachelor/Bachelorette AU

“Jesus,” Rosalee thought to herself as she thought about Nick and Monroe, it would be a tough choice for anyone to make. 

Nick’s smile was brittle, and Monroe’s face crumpled, but both of them lived in Portland same as she did, and well. 

The show never did a follow up on them, it was already bad enough that she hadn’t picked either of them on tv, so when she picked both of them in real life it was well, scandalous to them. 

Phineas and Ferb, Cops and Robbers AU

“Hands in the air!” Buford shouts at the guy currently robbing his bank.

The man slowly puts his hands in the air and turns around and Buford feels a punch to his stomach when he smiles. 

“I could do a whole lot to you with these hands,” the man says sinfully.

OUAT, Bandom AU

“I still think we should open with the love song!” Hook calls out as he sets up his keyboard while Emma stalks back and forth on the stage checking everything else. 

“You just say that because you want to go home with some girl tonight instead of us,” Emma says with a laugh, behind her Neal lets out a snort as he triple checks his guitar. 

Hook gasps and holds his good hand to his heart, “That’s an insult to my character!” he yells, and then winks at a passy girl, who giggles flirtaciously  until Neal pulls him into a possessive kiss.

Teen Wolf, School teachers AU.

Lydia laughed when she saw the teacher that was replacing Finstock, she just laughed and laughed and laughed and Danny knew he was screwed when he saw the moles. 

The new teacher was bright eyed and glad to be there, and Danny sighed from his spot down the table until Jackson rolled his eyes and shoved him from his seat (I’m not sitting next to a lovestruck idiot) to go talk to him. 

He had the worst name (who called themselves Stiles?) but he had the nicest laugh and didn’t take shit from anyone and Danny was pretty sure he was in freaking love. 

ANY FANDOM, CHEERLEADERS AU IN HONOR OF POM POMS.

Regina was the head cheerleader, she ruled the school, her step-sister hated her and she had boys at her beck and call her life was for the most part perfect.

At least until Emma fucking Swan swanned into her life, ruining everything she had worked four long years for, nearly taking her title as head cheerleader just so she could fix her stupid reputation. 

“You ruined everything,” Regina hissed as Emma smiled, “No,” Emma said back, “I just showed you the truth.” 

OUAT, Phillip/Aurora/Mulan, high school AU.

Aurora and Phillip have been in love with each other since the second grade, when she walked in on picture day wearing a gauzy purple dress and he fell over his feet telling her that he wanted to marry her.

They do, after pictures have been taken and Aurora almost spills milk on her perfect dress, get married on the playground behind the jungle gym. Phillip’s best friend David is the one that marries them and Phillip places a clumsy kiss to her cheek when David said it was okay to kiss her. Snow was there to perform the cootie procedure for them afterwards.

It was perfect.

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i’m still mad that we don’t have a rock god video

preferably dhenrie either as the rock god or the priest i don’t care. 

i just wanted them in a video together when they weren’t siblings

*sob*

i get a warm fuzzy feeling in my chest when i get to talk to my best friends. :D

Four/Sam - haunt me

Sam watches John.

It’s all he feels comfortable doing, watching.

Sam watches as John interacts with the waitresses at every roadside dinner they stop at. He slips into conman mode easily. Makes just enough of an impression to not be remembered later. Compliments their hair in this lighting (neon and florescent never really make anyone’s hair look good, but John makes it believable) until they’re giggling and giving them extra cream for their coffees. 

Sam watches as John flirts with the men behind the counter at the hotels they go to, when he knows they’ll be receptive. Winks and laughter and eye rolls at his surly “brother” when all Sam wants to do is pay full price for the room and sleep. He especially doesn’t want to watch John flirt anymore. 

Sam watches when John interacts with Four, the both of them half-hostile half-respectful to each other. Raised voices that quickly kick down to hushed whispers when Sam walks back into the room, his hair still dripping wet from his shower. 

Sam watches when he shouldn’t too, when John has a wistful look on his face, probably as he thinks of Sarah, or Henri, or home, if he even knew where it was. 

He has to close his eyes when John looks at him sometimes though, he doesn’t want to see what’s happening there. 

Buford/Baljeet, Value Me

“You infuriate me,” Baljeet hisses. His arms are crossed over his chest and his shoulders hunched in as they are escorted down the hallway towards the principals office. 

“Aw, ‘Jeet, don’t be like that,” Buford says with a smirk, bumping his shoulder against Baljeet’s. “You know you’re just mad cause we were caught.” 

“This is going to be on my school record! How will I ever be accepted to a college with this on my record!” Baljeet screeches, and begins to wave his hands around. 

Buford snorts and grabs Baljeet’s hands. “Dude, chill, you know colleges are going to be begging for you,” he says, squeezing his hands once before letting go. 

“And a little making out under the bleachers isn’t going to keep them from doing that,” Buford says with a grin as they’re seated outside the principal’s office. 

Baljeet sighs and sits up straight in his chair. “You still infuriate me,” he whispers. 

Buford laughs. “Naw man, I know you love me.”