Nick doesn’t realize he’s doing it, how can he? Monroe is positive that Grimm books only mention how to kill a blutbad, not woo one. It’s not like Nick needs any help in that department, but he figures that Nick would like to know that he is wooing him.
Its not like Monroe can just say it either, because Monroe really likes to avoid awkward moments, and Nick and awkward moments happen a lot, so he’d love to not have another testicle conversation. Because that was the epitome of awkward.
So he doesn’t say anything, and he honestly thinks the wooing will stop, that Nick will finally get the picture and stop wearing red, that he’ll stop letting Monroe watch his back, but no, it just gets worse. One day Nick just grabs his neck and Monroe practically goes belly up in the worst way possible. It takes all his control not to tackle the other man into the ground.
Speaking of which, play fighting was a really, really bad idea too. Monroe is staring to think there actually is a How to Woo Your Blutbad in Ten Easy Steps book in that trailer, because Nick has hit up the ten easiest steps.
And he’s not stopping, the neck grabs become a thing, Nick pulling him in close to whisper in his ear, like Monroe doesn’t have enhanced hearing. Nick squeezes his neck gently and its all Monroe can do not to whine and beg for Nick to fuck him.
It all comes to a head when Nick is watching some stupid game at his house and literally does a odd yawn and stretch that has his hand on the back of Monroe’s neck and Monroe can’t take it anymore, he really really really can’t.
At least Nick doesn’t shove him off when Monroe kisses him. In fact the groan of approval makes Monroe positive that there’s a Wooing for Dummies book in that stupid trailer.