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Derek is a lonely boy. At least, that’s what Derek’s dad said once, and Derek tends to agree with his father most of all. pre-derek stiles. this is the first of my ao3 auction pieces!
i wish you could subscribe to certain fandoms on AO3 instead of having to check each one for new stuff you could just go to your dashboard and look at all of them.
dwarrowkings asked: Peter/Edmund Supernatural AU. Peter teaches Edmund to drive.
I’ve told the kids in the ghettos that violence won’t solve their problems, but...– Martin Luther King Jr. (via loveinfamine) The Martin Luther King Jr. White people never quote (via youngblackandvegan)
sosobriquet asked: Sledge/Snafu. Heat lightning
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
IAN4. John/Sam. "We fit together like two pieces...
“Hey, no, Sam I thought we said no more dying,” John says, gripping Sam’s hand and wishing he had the ability to heal, the ability to knit Sam’s skin back together with a thought. Sam laughs weakly and winces before he coughs and there’s way too much blood everywhere. “Never made a promise,” Sam says, lets out a shaky exhale and his hand slips into...
mrsvc asked: Nick/Monroe. "Why don't you stay / I'm down on my knees / I'm so tired of being lonely / Don't I give you what you need / When she calls you to go / There is one thing you should know / We don't have to live this way / Baby, why don't you stay?"
SETHON HAPPENED I CANNOT MY LIFE IS OVER
sosobriquet asked: Glenn/Daryl. It's all over.
dea-goes-a-tumbln asked: LEVERAGE OT3: WELL THEY DON'T EXACTLY BUY *CURTAINS* BUT MAYBE SHOPPING FOR A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IS THE HITTER/HACKER/THIEF EQUIVALENT?
sosobriquet asked: Lip/Spiers. SPIERS AS A NURSE. Literally or figuratively.
sosobriquet asked: I AM NUMBER FOUR. SIX BEING THE BADDEST BITCH. Or John/Sam. IDEC
sosobriquet asked: Eliot/Parker/Hardison. AND KITTENS
And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid...
God: Gabe, stop, I'm working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here's a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
xiahjour asked: leverage, eliot/anyone not on the team, HE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND PARKER IS ALL OVER THIS LIKE KITTENS ON CHEETOS (what?)
OH GOD SO MANY PEOPLE REBLOGGED THAT POST I DON’T KNOW WHO AND WHAT TO PROMPT FIRST
1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a fic war!
dea-goes-a-tumbln: What: Tumblr Fic War Who: Anyone who reblogs this post. When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers! Why: FEELINGS What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY...
like you know i am better than the worst thing i... →
“I’m goin’ to die for them,” he says to Sophie, before he ever says it to Nate, and it is not a simple statement of fact but a barebones confession, the helpless bleeding of a wound that he was too smart to not know had been made but he’d been putting pressure of for years, hoping that with spit and a prayer that he could make it heal, but he never could, isn’t sure that the stitches that could...
OH GOD OH GOD OH GO THE LEVERAGE FINALE OH MY GOD I CAN’T I’M LIKE SOBBING?
no really, leverage is in portland i need a grimm crossover like, yesterday
Pick any passage of 500 words or less from any fanfic I’ve written, and stick that selection in my ask/fan mail. I will then give you the equivalent of a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what’s going on in the character’s heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of...
loonybait replied to your post: OH MY GOD I PASSED ALL MY CLASSES I AM ABOUT TO… CONGRATULATIONS! thank you! I was super worried about one of my classes
OH MY GOD I PASSED ALL MY CLASSES I AM ABOUT TO FAINT FROM RELIEF YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN KNOW. YOU DONT. EVEN. KNOW. I AN’T RIGHT NOW
NO REALLY I CANT
ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN BECAUSE OH MY GOD ARE THEY ALL ADORABLE BABIES AND JUST. I CAN’TTTTTTT
FINISHED WHERE IS THE NEXT BOOK OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I NEED IT NOW
OH NO OH NO OH NO
MAKS IS MY FAVORITE
ERNIE SHE CALLED HIM ERNIE I CAN’T
NEVERMIND I’M READING IT RIGHT NOW AHHHH AHHHHH
I’M LIKE FREAKING OUT I OWN THE POSTERCHILDREN THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THEWONDEROFLIVING WHO GIFTED IT TO ME ON SMASHWORDS LIKE I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW I CAN’T EVEN READ IT I’M TOO EXCITED I’M SCREAMING